[opening theme music]
Would somebody please cue that bird?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats Oooh yeah♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni?♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ Right on!
♪ They're stepping out crime
♪ And you know That ain't baloney♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche He's the leader of the bunch♪
♪ That's right! A heck of a fighter♪
♪ Makes a heck of a lunch.♪
♪ And little Polly Esther♪
♪ Who's never afraid That's me!♪
♪ Of going into battle When the bad guys invade.♪
♪ Here's Guido Anchovy A wild romantic rover.♪
♪ This cat gets down down With a love hangover♪
♪ Here comes the Pizza Cats They're so bad♪
♪ They've got more fur Than any turtle had♪
♪ They're stronger Than old cheese♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese♪
♪ Stronger than dirt♪
♪ Step on their tails♪
♪ And you're gonna get hurt♪
♪ Don't hurt me♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats!♪
♪ They're fighting crime All over town♪
♪ Three, two, one
♪ The Pizza Cats Are on the run♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low♪
♪ It's a rotten shame He lives in little Tokyo♪
♪ We've got a nasty Bad Bird And some nasty Ninja crows♪
♪ As soon as someone finds The script♪
♪ We might begin the show♪
♪ Sit back and rest your feet And turn the sound up high.♪
♪ And if you want The full effects♪
♪ Go eat a pizza pie♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
[narrator] A seemingly peaceful night in little Tokyo.
But did the law biding citizens realize
that on the rooftops above the city.
Yeah I said the rooftops not the yards.
That's better. Evil lurks or rather wizzies.
From rooftop to rooftop they hop.
Bad Bird and his fellow hench birds.
Former members of the Ice Capades now gone bad.
On the streets an unsuspecting sushi maker,
went his weary way home.
Well this is the last time I let the fellows dare me
to walk home with my eyes closed.
I can't see a thing.
What are the odds of getting home safely?
About as good a chance of meeting up with Ninja crows.
[screaming] I met with Ninja crows!
Oh Please, I'm allergic to feathers,
I even sleep in a foam pillow!
[Lucille gasps] Ohh!
[screaming]
[narrator] Like a summary run he disappeared.
His sister stood alone in the night
with only one thought.
I should put on a sweater.
[Lucille sighing]
[narrator] Meanwhile, back at the home
of the Samurai Pizza Cats, business was booming.
[Polly] Can I help you Sir? Do you know what you'd like?
Any suggestions?
There's a surprise flavor potatoes on the side.
Sounds good but I don't want to make a pig of myself.
What you worried about bacon breath?
You sure can get any fatter.
By the way, identify what's in today surprise
within three bites you win a free stomach pump.
It was nice knowing you.
Next! Welcome to Samurai Pizza Cats, Sir.
I'll fill your order, I did sorta blow.
You can pick up your food at the front window.
The foam comes free with your meal. Good bye!
Say, do you know how to make linguine pizza?
Golly sir, I'm afraid I don't
but hum a few bars and I'll try to fake it.
-[Speedy] Think fast. -[Francine screams] not funny.
You moron Speedy.
You be a school's idea of heaven Speedy.
Now get that pizza delivered and quick!
[Polly] Move it!
Give me a break!
[telephone rings]
Samurai Pizza Cats! A special delivery?
Sure we can fix it up right away.
You can count on Francine 'cause I'm no phony.
We'll be sure to put on double pepperoni.
Bye, bye now.
Guido special delivery.
Put down that mirror for a minute will you.
We need a special delivery.
Humiliating.
Some cartoon characters get their own amusement park
and here I am delivering pizza.
But is for the home foreign girls.
You love delivering there.
Whoa! [hushes]
Desperate to meet pretty girls Guido?
I won't meet any here.
If you gets my drift. [grunts]
Gee that fish flip right out my hands.
[Francine] Hi everybody,
well it's [indistinct] time again.
Is one for the money, two for the show.
Three to launch a Pizza Cat
and Pizza Cat go!
And don't you deliver my pizza slow.
You can burn a little crust
but don't deliver my pizza slow.
Thank you very much.
I hope you enjoy today's lunch.
And fire!
[explosion of shooting Guido]
Gee mom, I hope he doesn't get scared
up there and have an accident.
Well son, just be glad the cows can't fly.
As you will note from this highly accurate drawing
of this Samurai Pizza Cat, Pizza parlor,
the launch takes place from the "Top" of the building.
Allow me to demonstrate on my skull the top here.
Run for your lives! Pizza Cats coming through.
Not a rain--
Not a rational traffic law shall sway me from my task.
Deliver fast, get a tip and make big money!
[narrator] Meanwhile the beautiful Lucille
wonders where her brother could be.
And whether she should have her hairs treated.
Cream cakes. Hey!
It's me Speedy, come on baby it's me.
I bet you never saw me do the moon walk before
did ya, pumpkin?
Yeah, Speedy got that natural feat line grace
the girls love so much. [grunting and groaning]
Oh! I didn't see you there.
You treat me like a doormat Lucille.
I'm sorry Speedy,
I'm so upset my brother is missing.
As you probably aware my brother was an excellent sushi maker,
as well as a heck of a nice guy,
also a lot of fun at parties.
I believe that I know your brother.
A former lightweight Sumo wrestler
who now make sushi.
[Lucille] That's right!
And he become such a famous sushi maker
that he was hired to cook for the Big Cheese himself.
[Big Cheese screaming and groaning]
A bit too many jalapeno peppers? It's my new Mexican style sushi.
You're fired and you can forget
that guest spot I'm cooking with Raul.
[crying sadly]
Well, his life lost all purpose and meaning
and soon he was spending all his time was watching daytime TV.
You figure he ran away because of his shame?
He was kidnapped away.
[Speedy gasps]
I heard his scream last night it was awful.
I wish he wouldn't do that but he gets kidnapped.
Imagine that.
It seems to me that what you need right now is comforting.
We'll worry about your brother later.
[Lucille crying]
[loud explosion]
[Speedy moaning]
Obviously we'll have to figure out
who snatched your sushi sibling.
Oh did I forget to mention
I suspect he was grabbed of the Big Cheese.
[Speedy grunting]
[narrator] At that very moment
in a large just tempestuous building across town.
Oh Big Al, I've been meaning be to tell you I suspect
there'll be a big disruption in Little Tokyo.
Mass of destruction and panic in the street,
might the inspire the people to new heights of consumerism.
[Al Dente sighs and grunts]
[Big Cheese] Jerry Atric my loyal follower
it's all going according to plan?
[Jerry Atric] Yes sir, I ordered you a salami without mayo,
had your kimono start and hypnotized the sushi maker.
I hate salami with mayo.
And too much starch gives you a nasty rash!
I hope my plan with the sushi maker works.
Oh I love drama!
How do you deal with drama and danger?
I lift one eyebrow and look ominous.
Fine for you, at least ya have eyebrows.
I've been forced to go through life without any.
I find this highly amusing. We will now laugh.
[Big Cheese and Jerry laughing]
[Bad bird] May I ask why you're laughing sir?
Eyebrow humor.
[Bad Bird] I won't need eyebrows to help me defeat
those Samurai Pizza Cats.
[indistinct] again as a cartoon producer?
Don't get cocky Bad Bird.
Those Samurai Pizza Cats
are like a big fur ball in our throats.
We'll be coughing a mammoth soon.
[telephone rings]
Samurai Pizza Cats we deliver. Yeah!
Get out the cash we'll be there in a flash.
Make it quick, don't be rude, Big Al Dente wants his food.
[Speedy and Guido grunt]
I hope Francine doesn't mess up the launch again.
I'm tired of hitting buildings.
Mighty mouse gets better velocity.
Wait a second now.
Oh! I shot you off the wrong angle again, sorry!
[all] Francine!
[all grunting and screaming]
Perfect! [groans]
Oh no!
[Speedy grunts]
Darn I'll face in the white building
but we're going much too fast.
[Speedy, Guido and Polly grunt]
[narrator] With the speed of Pizza Cats
they race down the hall.
[Speedy] Pizza Cats reporting sir,
we got your coded and message and came as fast as we could.
-[Speedy grunts] -You wanted to have a fan club
so I clubbed you with my fan.
I sure love your little joke sir.
[indistinct chatter]
With a broken skull?
[grunts] Just remember what I wanted to tell you.
We're all doomed.
[narrator] Could this be the end of the Pizza Cats?
Or is it just a good place to put a commercial?
The city? Little Tokyo,
The hour? The afternoon.
The mood? Sheer panic.
[everybody screaming]
[narrator] Head up here the citizens of Little Tokyo
were under attack.
But by whom? And why?
[Big Cheese laughing]
I'm just nasty as a shark
and have the nicest lays of any villain on TV.
[narrator] Yes, the Big Cheese was once again
disrupting the commerce of Little Tokyo.
By having a huge mechanical monster create sushi
out of innocent citizens...
and their trees.
[people screaming]
-[Lucille gasps] -[hippo grunting]
He's using the two fingers Sushi push.
Now I'll demonstrate the two fingers technique.
Notice the nice tight packing.
I have to admit he's great.
[indistinct] with expertise,
but what am I doing here?
[sushi monster grunting]
[kid] It's horrifying.
I know we just met but care a dance?
She sure is having a fine date 'till this monster came along.
I'm mad!
[narrator] Meanwhile Big Al Dente was worried
The Pizza Cats had forgotten something.
Those idiots took my pizza.
[narrator] The Samurai Pizza Cats
had return to their head quarters
and were ready to cook up a little adventure.
[theme music]
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ They make great pizza But that ain't all♪
♪ They're ready to fight When you need 'em just call♪
♪ They know how to stop crime Just do what they say.♪
♪ If you don't want a bad time Stay out of their way!♪
♪ Oh I love those cats♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ The heroes Who always wear fur♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ They fighting crime All over town♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
[Francine] Please stand by for Samurai Pizza Cats launch.
Thank you for your patients.
Calculating wind velocity, direction.
Looks perfect. Good!
We're now preparing for today's grand finale
Samurai Pizza Cats emergency blast up.
Who those of you who purchase our blast stuff
and pizza special please proceed to window number three
where you can pick up your lunch right after the launch.
Kaboom!
[narrator] What's that up in the sky?
A flaming ball of fire?
The remains of my illustrious career?
No!
When I grow up I wish I could be a Samurai Pizza Cat like them.
I'm gonna take you home
and wash your mouth out with soap.
[narrator] But what horrifying scene waits the Pizza Cats.
Just get a load of these montage and you'll see.
Pretty scary, huh?
[sushi monster] It's all sushi to me!
That's the way, Wally terrorize 'em all.
You ran out of power.
Think you're in a sushi bar
but you're under a hypnotic spell.
[Wally laughing] Enjoy!
[Wally laughs] There!
[Big Cheese] That's the way, frighten them so much
that they'll buy hair restores special weight loss diet
and others useless merchandise.
The fools! [laughing]
[Wally laughing]
It's a good day to be evil.
I don't even care whether I have eyebrows or not.
-[Speedy] Pizza Cat time. -[Bad Bird grunts]
They're here. You're out of luck Pizza Cats.
This time you've been fool but good.
[Guido] Think again worm breath,
the Samurai Pizza Cats don't fool so easily
as you are about to learn.
I've always been the enemy of evil.
Love is a much stronger emotion.
Little Tokyo knows who to count on.
Say, who you're gonna call?
[all] Pizza Cats!
Your fancy theme music is quite unimpressive.
You figure if you're tough,
let's see you stop the sushi making monster.
[Wally] Care for a drink with your meal and some cheese?
-Whoa! Feet, do your stuff! -[Lucille groans]
He's about to make a snack of Lucille.
[Polly and Guido grunt]
I'll help you slice and dice.
[Wally laughing crazily] [Lucille screams]
-Are you alright? -Yes, but I broke a nail.
[Polly and Lucille gasp]
[Wally] Now, for chef surprise.
[Speedy grunts] It's great.
-A wise guy, huh! [grunts] -[Guido growling]
[Wally grunts] Yummy!
Ohh! This guy is tough.
All right metal-head.
[screams] Watch your step.
[groans] Call Big Al Dente, call my agent.
Somebody call my mother.
Whoa! I want out of this cartoon.
Guido! [gasps]
My breath smells awful,
I forgot to brush my teeth after lunch again.
-[Speedy screams] -[Wally laughing]
No! [sighs]
[narrator] Polly was right, her breath would peel paint
but that wasn't gonna help Guido.
-[Lucille] Brother wait. -[Wally grunts]
I know it's you,
I recognize your famous two fingers technique.
What are you doing to my friends?
Why are you making sushi out of everyone?
And how do you get so tall?
Her brother that she say?
Let me check through my cat lens.
Huh! It's Wally all right.
Figured it out, huh?
-Right Bad Bird. -[Bad Bird grunts]
-Prepare to become chop suey. -You guys single?
-[Bad Bird screams] -[Speedy grunts]
[both grunting]
[narrator] It was a clash of titans.
It was a sound of steel against steel.
It was a heck of a good fight.
[Speedy grunts]
-Right! Afraid to get closer? -[Bad Bird screaming]
[crow] Now we've got ya, Polly Esther soufflé.
You boys believe in the power of love, right?
Huh! Passion hearts.
You boys need a little stroking of kitty paws.
-[crow screaming] -[Polly growls]
[crows screaming]
Ha! Your boys fell for me in a big way Bad Bird.
[Bad Bird grunts] I'm getting pretty peeved.
So am I buddy!
[exciting music]
How long you gotta fool around with this bird?
You're right it's stomping time.
No more Mr. nice guy!
You have through your evil actions planted a fear
of sushi in innocent women and children.
What's more your mother's wear army boots
and you have a face who would stop a clock.
Prepare to pay, villain. [grunts]
[narrator] There are many rules that criminals
and evil there was must obey.
Never play pogo with a guy name Swifty.
Don't borrow money from anyone nicknamed Bullet,
and never get a guy named Speedy Cerviche mad at you.
Or he will use the magical Ginsu sort.
A weapon which has cause many lawbreakers
to take early retirement.
And for good reason.
Ha! All right come and get it.
[Bad Bird screams]
[loud explosion]
[Bad Bird grunting] I'll cut a piece
and you Pizza Cats are gonna have to leave.
Got an appointment with the dentist.
-And no filling. -It's important to floss.
Hooray! I not only beat Bad Bird but I'm cavity free.
[narrator] Back in his office, the Big Cheese was geezed off.
[Big Cheese grunts] Darn Pizza Cats.
They broke my machine. [grunts]
They failed my plot. Not fair, not fair!
Please don't get yourself up Big Cheese,
-you'll only blow up. -[Big Cheese grunts]
[Big Cheese grunts] [loud explosion]
[Jerry and Big Cheese grunt]
[Jerry grunts]
I hate it when you blow up. [sighs]
-My brother, are you all right? -[Wally whimpering]
It really depends on how you choose to define
all right little sister.
But if you asking if I learn to find meaning
in the enigma which is life.
-The answer is yes. -Good.
[Speedy grunting]
[Speedy chuckling] My feel and agility has won today!
[grunting and groaning]
On the next...
Pizza Cats!
[narrator] Mass transit becomes mass hysteria
when our favorite villain, the Big Cheese
turns Little Tokyo's subway system,
into an evil underground sensation.
[Jerry] We are near to the treasure, Cheese.
Can you dig it?
[narrator] The question is: when Ninja crows
kidnap defenseless rush hour trains,
does it spell curtains for commuters?
If you get hard rock, we pay minimum wage.
But Bad Bird you're not paying us any money.
Well you can't get anymore minimum than that, can ya?
[loud explosion] [Bad Bird screams]
[narrator] Is this the end of the Pizza Cats?
[Guido screams]
[narrator] Find out in our next explosive adventure
I think I miss my stop.
[narrator] Ladies and gentleman the Samurai Pizza Cats
fan club oath.
The Pizza Cats are Samurai
and I'd like to note.
Their antics take your breath away.
Like furballs in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat.
[Guido] Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down.
We land upon our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cat
please ring your little bell.
Although you may be pen and ink
you know you'll fight like...
Pizza Cats!
[closing theme song]
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ We hope you liked the show It's the best that we could do♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ If you could do better Then we'd leave it up to you♪
♪ Just a reminder You might like to know♪
♪ The cats will be back For another big show♪
♪ Oh gosh.♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ They're fighting crime Oh yes♪
♪ All over town♪
♪ Two, four, six, eight.♪
♪ Why do we expectorate?♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪
♪ Read all the credits♪
♪ So you'll know Who did the work♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats♪